The motto of the Simpsons is: "Quit while you're ahead." I made it into a sampler. It's like when your father and I left the movie "Carrie" right after she was crowned prom queen. She was so happy.guerney2000

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The motto of the Simpsons is: "Quit while you're ahead." I made it into a sampler. It's like when your father and I left the movie "Carrie" right after she was crowned prom queen. She was so happy.

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1 min ago

Son brings his new girlfriend home to introduce her to his parents

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The second battle of Springfield was fought by the North, the South, and the East, to keep Springfield in, out of, and next to the Union, respectively

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1 min ago

Let him go, Ralph. He knows what he's doing.

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1 min ago

Gee, I don't know what you have planned for tonight Homer, but count me out.

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1 min ago

Meltdown averted. Good boy.

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1 min ago

Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage and I couldn't help overhearing that you need a babysitter.

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1 min ago

World war I? I fought in that. Of course, to enlist, I had to lie about my age.

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1 min ago

For the next five minutes, I'm going to party like it's on sale for $19.99

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1 min ago

I don't really have a family. All I had was a little brother who grew up to become a doctor. He used to laugh at the most inappropriate times.

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1 min ago

Last entry: I have mountaineered to the utmost, but the peak is unclimbable. Worse still, that treacherous skunk, Abe Simpson, stole my oxygen and tried to eat my left arm

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Honey, you should have seen me with my last customer, I... no, but I came so close. This guy was as... Whose voice is that? Is that Fred? Aw you said it was over... No don't put him on-Hello Fred, h-hi

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1 min ago

Why do you need new bands? Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974. It's a scientific fact!

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1 min ago

Homer, you should see a doctor. I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell.

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1 min ago

"I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise." "It's your heart. And I think it's on its last thump." "Whew! I was afraid it was my transmission!"

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1 min ago

You lost that first game to hustle me!

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1 min ago

And while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use low-brow expressions like, "Oh, Yeah?" and "Come here a minute."

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1 min ago

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on.

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1 min ago

Revenge? Of course! But why wound his body with bullets, when I can set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo!

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1 min ago

Mr. Simpson, this government computer can process over nine tax returns per day. Did you really think you could fool it?

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1 min ago

Asked if he intends to take legal action, the farmer replied, "I ain't fungified "hidee-hoo about no legrification noways,"then scratched his rear, hitched up his pants, ...and scratched his rear again.

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1 min ago

Oh, don't worry children. Most of you will never fall in love, and will marry out of fear of dying alone

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1 min ago

Well, your jump wasn't bad, but I just didn't believe your "Nooo!". I mean, you've got to sell it. Remember, that "Nooo!" is what gets you your next job.

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1 min ago

I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right.

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1 min ago

This really goes beyond my training as a furniture salesman, sir. Now, if you don't want the sofa I'll have to ask you to leave.

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The motto of the Simpsons is: &quot;Quit while you&#39;re ahead.&quot; I made it into a sampler. It&#39;s like when your father and I left the movie &quot;Carrie&quot; right after she was crowned prom queen. She was so happy.

Son brings his new girlfriend home to introduce her to his parents

The second battle of Springfield was fought by the North, the South, and the East, to keep Springfield in, out of, and next to the Union, respectively

Let him go, Ralph. He knows what he&#39;s doing.

Gee, I don&#39;t know what you have planned for tonight Homer, but count me out.

Meltdown averted. Good boy.

Mr. Simpson, I was just going through your garbage and I couldn&#39;t help overhearing that you need a babysitter.

World war I? I fought in that. Of course, to enlist, I had to lie about my age.

For the next five minutes, I&#39;m going to party like it&#39;s on sale for $19.99

I don&#39;t really have a family. All I had was a little brother who grew up to become a doctor. He used to laugh at the most inappropriate times.

Last entry: I have mountaineered to the utmost, but the peak is unclimbable. Worse still, that treacherous skunk, Abe Simpson, stole my oxygen and tried to eat my left arm

Honey, you should have seen me with my last customer, I... no, but I came so close. This guy was as... Whose voice is that? Is that Fred? Aw you said it was over... No don&#39;t put him on-Hello Fred, h-hi

Why do you need new bands? Everyone knows rock attained perfection in 1974. It&#39;s a scientific fact!

Homer, you should see a doctor. I don&#39;t think a healthy man can make that kind of smell.

&quot;I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.&quot; &quot;It&#39;s your heart. And I think it&#39;s on its last thump.&quot; &quot;Whew! I was afraid it was my transmission!&quot;

You lost that first game to hustle me!

And while we speak in a well-educated manner, they tend to use low-brow expressions like, &quot;Oh, Yeah?&quot; and &quot;Come here a minute.&quot;

You can&#39;t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on.

Revenge? Of course! But why wound his body with bullets, when I can set his soul afire with a slanderous mambo!

Mr. Simpson, this government computer can process over nine tax returns per day. Did you really think you could fool it?

Asked if he intends to take legal action, the farmer replied, &quot;I ain&#39;t fungified &quot;hidee-hoo about no legrification noways,&quot;then scratched his rear, hitched up his pants, ...and scratched his rear again.

Oh, don&#39;t worry children. Most of you will never fall in love, and will marry out of fear of dying alone

Well, your jump wasn&#39;t bad, but I just didn&#39;t believe your &quot;Nooo!&quot;. I mean, you&#39;ve got to sell it. Remember, that &quot;Nooo!&quot; is what gets you your next job.

I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can&#39;t get the spices right.

This really goes beyond my training as a furniture salesman, sir. Now, if you don&#39;t want the sofa I&#39;ll have to ask you to leave.