Yeah I noticed the hot lunch menu doesn't feature any gazelle..?SpyrotheDragonfly

Yeah I noticed the hot lunch menu doesn't feature any gazelle..?

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Oh no! A car going way too fast to stop in time! IEEEEEEEEE!

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Okay well I guess you can take my license. Of course it's all the way up here.

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Could there be ANYONE stupider than me?

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Okay here we go, what color is a Firetruck?

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When are you going to get rid of that stump? I've been asking you for months to get rid of that stump!

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What are some things content creators do that you're not fond of?

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Yeah I noticed the hot lunch menu doesn&#39;t feature any gazelle..?

Oh no! A car going way too fast to stop in time! IEEEEEEEEE!

Okay well I guess you can take my license. Of course it&#39;s all the way up here.

Could there be ANYONE stupider than me?

Okay here we go, what color is a Firetruck?

When are you going to get rid of that stump? I&#39;ve been asking you for months to get rid of that stump!

What are some things content creators do that you&#39;re not fond of?

Dude, let me tell you something. There is nothing that&#39;ll ever happen in the rest of our lives that&#39;s as important as what&#39;s going on right here right now in high school by these lockers.

God DAMMIT! Come on! Come on! Shit shit shit come on Glenn! Come on get your head in the goddamn game!

Quagmire what&#39;s going on with you? You don&#39;t seem very present tonight why are you so tense?

I decided that as your new boss, I&#39;m gonna require you to have a standing desk.

Daddy I want a turn on the swing set!

What&#39;s the worst line from someone who&#39;s normally pretty good at promos?

At first I didn&#39;t believe in women and unicorns. But that was before I knew about the power of chick stuff. And before I knew..Vagina Hurts.

🐴 Lois, I&#39;m going to my physical now 🐴

Thank you very much! Joe I&#39;d tell you to take your seat but I&#39;d be about 15 years too late.

Oh no, no no, this isn&#39;t music. No I don&#39;t like this, David, no. That&#39;s enough. No David I don&#39;t like that no.

Favorite angry Lois moment?

We now return to Major League Baseball, with one distractingly ugly guy behind home plate.

I was walking by your house the other day and uh I poke my head in the window and Betty was undressing and she saw me there but she didn&#39;t stop.

WHY am I standing under an air vent?!

You know Michael, my daughters womb is not a wildfire for you to douse with your adolescent seed. Neither is her lower back or her hair.

I got a new cell phone that takes pictures. Look I took a picture of Lois&#39; poo!

I wanna thank God. Uh, I wanna thank the lord God. Uh cuz it&#39;s not really up to me it&#39;s up to Him. Uh and I wanna thank the Devil too cuz uh, that&#39;s why God&#39;s there.

Okay I got one. Would you rather be a hobo with a 5% chance of getting inherited by a rich guy, or be Hitler 2 years before the end of World War 2? Cuz you know you&#39;re gonna have to shoot yourself but you still get 2 more years as Hitler.